Larry Sinclair Is Funny

January 22, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Toothless crackhead alert! It was only a matter of time before a gay sex scandal would hit Barack Obama. Meet Larry Sinclair. He made this YouTube video of himself reading cue cards and detailing his sexy encounter with Obama in 1999. Larry claims to have met Obama in an “upscale” lounge in Chicago. They left the lounge and got into Larry’s limo. In the limo Obama did crack cocaine and Larry gave him a blowjob.

Larry also says the mainstream media and Obama have tried to prevent this story from becoming public. He also challenges Obama to take a polygraph.

Let’s get some facts straight, Larry. Like you’ve ever set foot in an “upscale” lounge in your life. It was White Castle and you know it. It wasn’t a limo, it was your mom’s 1980 Oldsmobile Cutlass. It wasn’t Obama, it was the neighborhood dope dealer. You gummed his dick for a rock.

And Larry, you are good enough, you are smart enough and doggone it, people like you!

VIA Towleroad

Tags: Birthday Sluts, Crackheads, Dumbasses, Fergie, Uncomfortable, YouTubes

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