Home Shopping Meltdown

January 22, 2008 / Posted by:

One of my favorite things to do after coming home drunk at night is to watch the Home Shopping Network. The women selling that cheap and ugly shit fascinate me. They must not be real. I picture them popping pills and doing speed behind the scenes just to cope with being perky and happy all the time.

Here’s a funny video of Colleen Lopez having a meltdown the other day. Colleen is selling some sort of dime-store necklace when a caller asks her if she remembers a piece of shitty jewelry they used to sell. Colleen tells her that she can barely remember what she had for breakfast or what she sold last hour.

Stay for the end of the video, because that’s when Colleen breaks into some maniacal laugh. This is what happens when Stepford robots don’t get their monthly maintenance.

Somebody get that woman some Valium tea!

Click here if you can’t see the video

Thanks Luke

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