You Would Rather Be Homeless Than Be Britney

January 21, 2008 / Posted by:

Brit Brit was at Millenium dance studios last night working on choreography for her new video “Hot As Ice.People reports that she’s doing the entire routine around a chair. Anyway, Brit still has that hideous British accent and she turned it on thick last night. My Fart Lady! When a homeless man asks her for some help, she says to him, “You would rather be homeless than be me, sir.” The homeless man responds with, “Let them see you do something good for once.” That dude is awesome.

Britney also tells the photographers that she “doesn’t know who Adnan is” when she’s asked about him.

I think she’s telling the truth. This crazy bitch has no idea who Adnan is. Remember! She’s doing the British accent which means she’s the “British girl.” Her accent makes Julia Roberts’ British accent from Mary Shelley sound like some authentic shit.

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