The Skanks Of Sundance

January 20, 2008 / Posted by:

If you didn’t tell me this was the Sundance Film Festival, I would’ve figured it was the AVN Awards with all the skanks, whores, sluts and prostitutes running around. I mean, what the hell is Kim Kardashian doing there? This shit has turned into Vegas for the weekend. All those whores are mostly there to get free shit and eff each other.

Reggie Bush can stay, Kim can leave. I am still having a hard time dealing with the fact that he’s playing with her. Do you think he pisses on her tits? Bitch is into that! Fuck, I’d let Reggie Bush do dookie times on my titties if that’s what he was into.

Here’s the rest of the skanks of Sundance including Paris Hilton who thinks she’s the sexiest thing since candy apple nail polish. Bitch is about as sexy as Reggie doing dookie times on my titties. I didn’t include pictures of people that actually belong at Sundance, because they are all boring.


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