Orion Noth

January 20, 2008 / Posted by:

Chris Noth and his girlfriend, Tara Wilson, welcomed a baby boy on Friday. Their rep told People, “I am happy to confirm that Chris Noth and Tara Wilson are the proud parents of a happy and healthy baby boy.” He weighed in at 7lbs, 10oz.

They have named him Orion Christopher Noth.

When I first saw the name Orion, I thought I was reading Onion. Onion makes me think of onion rings which makes me think of a double cheeseburger which makes me think of a chocolate shake which makes me really hungry. Any name that immediately conjures up the vision of a well-balanced meal is ok with me.

Honestly though, Orion? Is their baby an 85-year-old man?!

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