Yes, it’s one of those days. Lindsay Lohan was out yesterday without leggings and not in complete black. Fascinating. Linds was out doing her full-time job, shopping. She still looks like shit. She needs a bath in Oxy to wash off years of spray tanning.
In other Linds news, she’s apparently still set for that guest apperance on “Ugly Betty.” The hot bitch who plays Hilda said it looks like it’s still a go. She said, “It’s unlike anything you’ve seen her play. It’s a really funny character. This will be a Queens storyline, not a Mode story.”
Yes, all boring. Screw all this. Let’s go to church. They serve free wine there. Wait, can you get drunk off communion wine?