Kate Moss’ Birthday Orgy!

January 19, 2008 / Posted by:

It’s News of the World time! They always make me laugh. This week they bring us the filthy tale of Kate Moss’ birthday orgy! They claim Kate had sexy times with 2 chicks and 1 dude during her birthday blowout. Kate apparently snogged the chicks and dude in her $5,000 a night hotel suite at the Dorchester in front of a crowd of cocaine snorting sickos! Kate’s fug ass boyfriend, Jamie Hince, was in the next room while this was going on.

A source said, “Kate was loving the attention from the girls, the bloke—and the crowd. It was standing room only. They were all over each other but it was her night.” The source also said that the cocaine and champagne was flowing.

Unfortunately, the orgy didn’t include any hardcore sex. BORING!!! What the hell kind of orgy is that? Try again. The source went on to say, “Then the kissing became fondling and everything except full sex followed. Once word got out, everyone was desperate for a peep of Kate.”

Kate’s party at her hotel suite rang up a bar bill of $70,000. Chump change to Kate.

Oh that Katie! No morals on that girl. Dreamboat Pete Dohery would’ve never let this happen. He was probably at home, sipping Earl Grey and reading bibles passages while listening to old Donny & Marie records.

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