Britney Spears Is The Most Beautiful Woman In The World

January 19, 2008 / Posted by:

Hello Magazine conducted a readers’ poll for the Most Attractive Men and Women in the world. Get this shit. Britney Spears topped the Most Attractive Women’s poll. Yes, they asked humans and not sloths. 949,800 votes were made in three categories:

Most Attractive Woman
1. Brit Brit
2. Delta Goodrem
3. Sporty Spice & Athina Onassis
4. Angelina Jolie

Most Attractive Man
1. Sean Bean
2. Hugh Laurie
3. David Tennant
4. Nick Carter & Brad Pitt

Most Elegant Woman
1. Madonna
2. Christina Aguilera
3. Sarah Michelle Gellar
4. Princess Mary of Denmark

It’s a sad day when Brit Brit beats Angelina as the most beautiful woman. I refuse to believe humans voted on this poll. The sloths must have rigged this shit. Nick Carter is attractive?! WTF!!!! Yes, sloths bombarded the polls. This is true.

Image: Pacific Coast News

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