He Totally Didn’t Make It Back Up

January 18, 2008 / Posted by:

It’s the wild hogs! Bruce Willis and Sly Stallone went on Letterman last night and they all jumped on their motorcycles and rode off into the moonlight. Actually, I just think they just sat there on their bikes a little bit and road to the corner. They didn’t get their mommy’s permission to go past the block. It’s all fun in games until one of their Viagra pills kicks in and leaves with them with a spooge mess all over the seat. Seriously, motorcycle engines know how to massage the prostate the right way.

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