Alba Bump Watch ’08

January 18, 2008 / Posted by:

Jessica Alba went furniture shopping last night and two shocking things happened. First, she didn’t cover up her miserable face the way she usually does. Second, she actually cracked a smile! Alba smiles! It was probably just gas which makes sense since she looks like a hard, cold turd in that outfit.


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