Well, She’s Kind Of Right

January 17, 2008 / Posted by:

Rachael Ray is a bitch we all know this. A stupid bitch at that! GrubStreet reports that Rachael stormed onto the set of her latest Dunkin’ Donuts commercial and bitched about her coffee. Her Dunkin’ donuts coffee. A reader wrote in to them, “I am also told she took one sip of her Dunkin’ Donuts coffee, yelled “What is this shit? Get me MY coffee,” and would not continue until she was given “her” coffee — i.e., Starbucks.”

I have to agree with Rachael on this one. Dunkin’ Donuts coffee tastes like watered down bull smegma. It’s god awful. However, if I was getting paid millions of dollars to drink that bull smegma, you better believe I would and I would do it with a shit-grin.

I wish I was the assistant getting her Starbucks. I’d give it to her alright…with a splash of piss.


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