Slim Fast heard that Eminem is all sorts of chunk, so they are offering him their services. OK! Magazine reports that the company is reaching out to Em. It was reported that he was weighed over 200lbs and it was affecting his health.
A spokeswhore for Slim Fast said, “Slim-Fast is a program that can really work for someone like Eminem; it’s a doable and flexible approach. Slim-fast would love to offer Eminem product and assistance to help him become a potential S-F success story.”
They would put Em on a 1900 calorie a day plan including 3 Slim Fast shakes a day.
I heard Slim Fast don’t work for shit. I was trying to gain weight once and my nutritionist told me that some people use Slim Fast to put weight on not to take it off. Slim Fast shakes only taste good with a scoop of ice cream and some hot fudge sauce drizzled on that shit.
What Em needs is to lay off the blunts.