AP Has Britney’s Obituary Ready…..Just In Case

January 17, 2008 / Posted by:

UsWeekly reports that the Associated Press has been working on Britney Spears’ obituary just in case…you know.

AP’s entertainment editor, Jesse Washington, told Us, “We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a long time. I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now. Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now…but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared.”

I guess you can’t blame a bitch for being prepared. I wonder if they have a birth announcement ready for her next kid or a marriage announcement for her next wedding or a breakdown announcement for her next breakdown. Shit, they should just devote a whole department to writing “what if” Britney stories. It all could possibly happen.

They should totally post her already written obit on April Fool’s as a “ha ha” and watch the internet and Starbucks explode simultaneously.

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