Poor Pink. She looks like a sad little lesbian in need of a good Indigo Girls serenade. She’s also looking like Liza Minnelli after a 3-day bender. When did Pink become so matronly? She looks like she’s ready to teach literature at an all-girls college. I want her to school me on Sylvia Plath or something.
Don’t be sad Pink. Sad lesbians make children cry and I’m sure this was not your intention. Here’s Pink moping through JFK airport.