You Can Always Blame Papa Joe

January 15, 2008 / Posted by:

It’s the blame game again. Some Dallas Cowboys fans think Tony Romo’s Cabo vacay with Jessica Simpson might have had something to do with the team losing the playoffs. They think Romo should not have been sucking down margaritas and Simpson face. The only reason people found out he was in Cabo was because pictures of them were published and posted on the internet. A source tells Gatecrasher to blame Papa Joe for that.

“Joe is well-known for his deals with the paparazzi, where the family gets a cut from the sales of the photographs. Nobody would have known that Tony was down in Mexico with Jessica if there hadn’t been those pictures everywhere. So a lot of people suspect he tipped off the photographers, causing Tony this huge headache.”

“When you date Jessica, you date Joe, too.”

How true is that? I can imagine Tony getting into bed, ready to do sexy times with Jessica when he turns around and there’s Papa Joe posing on the side of the bed with “take me” eyes. No wonder Jessica doesn’t have a man for long.

Joe’s rep blasted the accusations and said Joe cares about his family. That’s true. He cares about how much money his family can make him.

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