Nude Shopping With Britney

January 15, 2008 / Posted by:

Life & Style has a pretty hilarious article of Brit Brit’s visit to a Betsey Johnson store with Adnan this past Sunday in Sherman Oaks, CA. Witnesses claim Brit grabbed a bunch of things to try on, went into the dressing and came out completely naked.

A salesgirl said, “I was blown away. Britney’s private parts were right in front of me!” Blown away? I would’ve probably blown up. Then after I finished picking up my body parts and eyeballs from the ground I would’ve grabbed my camera and began snapping away. Dollar signs! Dog Fancy needs a sexy centerfold this month.

The salesgirl went on to say, “I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, ‘Get away from me! Don’t you fucking come near me! Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting.”

“I couldn’t understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent. Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. Then she muttered, ‘Fuck you!’ and left the store.”

Britney seriously has an amazing life. Oh how I just want to be able to walk into a store, strip naked, fuck my boyfriend then tell the salespeople to “fuck off!” as I stroll out. That would be pretty killer. I’m going to try that this weekend. Make sure you stand by the phone, because I will be calling one of you after I’m totally arrested.

Oh and don’t ever change in the Betsey Johnson dressing room in Sherman Oaks unless you want some ungodly diseases or a stale Cheeto. I bet you Cheetos just fall out of her cooze as she walks.

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