Missed Opportunities

January 15, 2008 / Posted by:

Katie Holmes did the talk show circuit yesterday including Regis & Kelly, Good Morning America and David Letterman. None of them asked them about Andrew Morton’s tell-all on Tom Cruise. NONE! Not even Diane Sawyer who interviewed Katie for GMA. Instead they asked lame questions about her lame ass movie and her baby. Who cares?! Ask her if Suri was made using L. Ron’s frozen spermies. That’s what I really want to know. The important shit.

GMA’s executive producer said that it was Diane’s intention to ask Katie about the book, but they ran out of time. He told Page Six, “She (Diane) knew we wanted to be fair and deal with [Holmes’ new] movie and she wanted to talk about her life because Diane likes to produce a well-produced segment and bring something special to it when you get somebody that you don’t see often on live television – but we had a time issue.”

Don’t tell me Diane Sawyer is scared of Xenu too?! She’s Diane Sawyer! She can probably beat Xenu in a game of table tennis.

Instead of getting to the juicy shit, Katie gave more creepy and robotic responses to questions. She told Letterman, “You can see she (Suri) is already a wonderful artist. Whatever she wants to do, if she wants to act, then yeah … if not, whatever.

Here’s those two dykes with Suri leaving their hotel in NYC. I see Suri is still drinking that Scientology barley crap. It does a body crazy.


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