I Can Hear The Bells

January 15, 2008 / Posted by:

That’s not bells…I think Brit just belched.

Since Brit doesn’t have those pesky kids to deal with, she can devote all her time to Adnan. That was probably his plan. PageSix.com reports that Brit and Adnan may become man & gross sometime soon. A source tells them that Adnan was trying to get a quickie Mexican divorce from his wife and that’s why they were in Mexico. That’s pretty much a hair-brained idea since California doesn’t recognize Mexican divorces. He doesn’t need to tell Brit that.

Sources also say that Adnan was still living with his wife a week before he started dating Brit. Some say she’s in on the plan, while others say Adnan and his wife don’t do sex. It was strictly for Green Card purposes.

Friends of KFed say he’s afraid Brit will get married soon.

Like Brit cares if he’s married! She probably even forgets who the hell he is! She wakes up and it’s like that movie “50 First Dates.” She wakes up, looks at everyone and goes “Huh?!” They have to explain to her who they are and what their role is.

Here’s Brit and Adnan last night on a romantic date at Rite Aid.

Wenn

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