His Sunglasses Are Famous

January 15, 2008 / Posted by:

Corey Delaney from Australia is on the run from his parents after he threw “the best party ever” this past weekend. The 16-year-old threw a 500-person house party while his parents were on vacation. Neighbors called the police and when they arrived, all the kids in the house stormed the streets, throwing bottles at police cars. Helicopters and a dog squad were brought in to disperse the crowd. Corey stayed inside. The police now want someone to pay a $20,000 clean-up bill.

Corey went on TV right after the incident where he said he didn’t really want to apologize. He kept his sunglasses on the entire time and when the reporter asked him to take him off he said, “I won’t. They are famous.” She also told him to take a good hard look at himself and he responded, “I have. Everyone has. They love it.” He probably won’t take off his sunglasses, because his eyes are shot to hell from all the weed he’s been smoking.

Since the story and Corey’s interview hit, he has been getting offers from everywhere. He has reportedly already been offered $2,000 to throw a party and has signed a deal with Zoo Weekly. Offers are even coming in from America.

He still won’t go home, because he’s afraid of his parents. His dad said, “There has been a lot of damage that’s been caused and bridges that need to be rebuilt.”

Bridges?! Corey is pretty awesome, but that’s because he’s 16. I can’t wait to see what this douche is like when he’s 30. I bet nothing will change. He’ll still be a douche stoner living in his parent’s house and still wearing those “famous sunglasses.”

He’s still pretty fucking hot.

Thanks Adrian & Jessica

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