Give It Up

January 15, 2008 / Posted by:

Now that Jenna Jameson is hanging up her vagina lips and retiring from porn, Parasite Hilton should take over. I mean she’s treating this Fila photo shoot like it’s a fucking sex video. Keep your damn orgasm faces to yourself. Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you’re getting double penetrated. Why couldn’t someone have been hero for the day and throw her ass off the boat?

Here’s Paris with some poor male model doing a shoot for Fila on some boat in Marina Del Rey, CA yesterday. A 3-hour tour……a 3-hour tour…. More like a 3-hour whore.


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