UsWeekly reports that Fishsticks Paltrow has been admitted to Mount Sinai Hospital in NYC. A witness saw Fishsticks slumped over in a wheelchair and not looking well. She also had some organic food shit delivered to her. Fishsticks’ husband, Chris Martin, reportedly spent the night with her in the hospital.
Her rep didn’t want to talk about it though. “We are not commenting as it’s a personal matter.” You don’t have to be so rude about it! Wait, is this one not knocked up? I’ve lost track as to who is carrying and who isn’t. Fishsticks probably went in for a routine lipo job. Just don’t go towards the light Fishy. I need you in my life. You’re one of my favorite people to trash and if you went away, it would just be downright selfish.
And don’t eat the beef! Seriously hospital beef is not right. Whatever the hell is in that beef goes straight from the operating room to the cafeteria. I’m not even lying.