Close your legs ladies if you don’t want to get knocked up, because another one has got bitten!It’s in the air. Matthew McConaughey is expecting a baby with his girlfriend, Camilla Alves. He wrote on his website, “My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together … its 3 months growin in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far.”
He totally wrote that when he was stoned. What am I saying? He’s always stoned. I’m surprised he didn’t fall up his announcement with “my spermies works!” I can’t wait to hear what name these two come up with and by “these two” I mean him.