She’s Probably Still Asleep!

January 14, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

KFed and the lawyers are there, but where’s Brit? The custody hearing started at 9:30 and Britney was still at home. Sources told People that she has “no plans” to attend the hearing even though her lawyers advised that “her attendance is important.” The main focus of the hearing is to discuss Brit’s meltdown and whether or not Brit’s visitation ban should be extended or if she will regain some rights. KFed currently has sole custody. Why don’t they ask Brit? She’ll probably say, “Huh? Wut kids? Less party!”

They are wasting everyone’s time. She is loving this shit though. I can picture her sitting on her shit-stained sofa, eating a pint of Rocky Road, watching the TV and laughing at how everyone is paying attention to her. Britney is punking us.

Tags: Britney Spears

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