Round One: Who Is Dlisted’s Hot Slut Of 2007?

January 14, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

It’s that time! It’s time to pass out the most illustrious and highest honor in the world! Dlisted’s Hot Slut of 2007. Instead of making you choose between 12 Hot Sluts, I have broken it down into 3 rounds. The winning slut from each round will battle for the top crown. Prizes include a spread and cover in Seventeen Magazine, a Cover Girl contract…..oh…that’s another show. Yeah, our winner will just get the title. Hey! That’s priceless! Now for round 1! Let’s meet our contestants:

Nancy Pelosi: January’s Hot Slut and Speaker of the House
MK says: What the fuck were we thinking? Fuck this bitch! Don’t vote for her!!

Lisa Nowak: February’s Hot Slut and crazy astronaut lady bitch
MK says: Any crazy bitch that will wear diapers for love deserves this title

Beth Ditto: March’s Hot Slut and sexy rock star
MK says: If she wins you know I’ll pick the nastiest…I mean sexiest…picture of her

Alexyss K. Tylor: April’s Hot Slut and Vagina Power Queen
MK says: This slut better win or else!

Voting will end tomorrow around this time and then we will start round 2. The voting poll is on the right. Happy voting!

Tags: Hot Slut of the Year

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