Round One: Who Is Dlisted’s Hot Slut Of 2007?
It’s that time! It’s time to pass out the most illustrious and highest honor in the world! Dlisted’s Hot Slut of 2007. Instead of making you choose between 12 Hot Sluts, I have broken it down into 3 rounds. The winning slut from each round will battle for the top crown. Prizes include a spread and cover in Seventeen Magazine, a Cover Girl contract…..oh…that’s another show. Yeah, our winner will just get the title. Hey! That’s priceless! Now for round 1! Let’s meet our contestants:
Nancy Pelosi: January’s Hot Slut and Speaker of the House
MK says: What the fuck were we thinking? Fuck this bitch! Don’t vote for her!!
Lisa Nowak: February’s Hot Slut and crazy astronaut lady bitch
MK says: Any crazy bitch that will wear diapers for love deserves this title
Beth Ditto: March’s Hot Slut and sexy rock star
MK says: If she wins you know I’ll pick the nastiest…I mean sexiest…picture of her
Alexyss K. Tylor: April’s Hot Slut and Vagina Power Queen
MK says: This slut better win or else!
Voting will end tomorrow around this time and then we will start round 2. The voting poll is on the right. Happy voting!