21-year-old Lynsey Nordstrom was hired by The New York Post to show up to the Giants-Cowboys game yesterday in hopes of throwing off Tony Romo. Lynsey is some kind of Jessica Simpson look-a-like. The Post sat Lynsey, a nanny from Washington, third row at the 50-yard line. Lynsey kept the act going by mentioning Jessica’s recent vacation with Tony to Cabo. It must have worked, because the Cowboys lost.
She said, “So many people were like, ‘I really thought you were her!‘ Those people were probably drunk out of their minds.
If you squint your eyes, turn your head sideways and shake around a bit, then she sort of looks like Jessica. Jessica in 20 years after she’s retired from a second career in porn. Lynsey isn’t the freshest 21-year-old. She also fails hard, because Jessica never shuts her mouth. If Lynsey wants to be a successful Jessica Simpson she has to keep her mouth open permanently. Don’t ever shut it.