France Must Be Proud

January 14, 2008 / Posted by:

And so the STD fest begins! Rock of Love 2 premiered last night on Vh1. The fug factor has been raised. These skanks make last season’s skanks look like supermodels. Bret Michaels is once again looking for love among a group of strippers, whores and wannabe actresses. I immediately fell in love with the elegant and gorgeous, Angelique from France. She was the first ho in the house to take off her top during a photo shoot with Bret. Bitch is beat! She looks like that raggedy ass dog from “Lady and the Tramp.Peg! That’s who she looks exactly like.

I also have my eye on the Loretta Lynn look-a-like, Catherine, who is 45 and unlucky in love. I feel bad for her. She should be hitchhiking to Nashville to fulfill her country star dreams not living in that den of sin.

Even with all these drunk skanks around, I still miss Heather. Bret will always be Heather’s “man.”

Angelique is going to win this shit. Trust me.

Image: Vh1 Blog

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