Brandon Davis Has Too Much Money

January 14, 2008 / Posted by:

Greasy Bear was detained by airport officials in Sydney on Saturday, because he had too much money on him. Greasy reportedly had over $10,000 in cash. He was questioned for a couple of hours before being released. Airport officials were most likely perplexed as to how this hog got his hands on so much money. I thought he was broke. Paris Hilton probably gave him the money after he agreed to pick off all her crabs.

Greasy showed off a much slimmer bod in Australia. A steady diet of coke and cigs will do that to a body. He probably finally shit out all the grease build up in his body.

Image: Pacific Coast News

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