Bill Robles is a court artist and her rendering of KFed testifying in today’s custody hearing is genius. He used her artist’s touch to clearly portray just how douchey his fauxhawk is. It looks like Brit Brit attacked him and pulled his hair out with her teeth. That haircut is tragic. I can’t wait to see what Bill does with Britney.
TMZ reports that Brit has just left her house and is on her way to the courthouse. That’s until she sees Starbucks 2 for 1 Frapp sale. I just know Starbucks is going to try and sabotage her ass. They want to keep feeding her their crazy sauce. It’s better for business.
Brit is expected to testify at 1:30pm. Yeah and then she’ll get her “period” at 1:40pm and run out of that courthouse to the nearest AM/PM gas station. It’s her safe haven.
UPDATE: Brit’s in the building and will testify today so says CNN. Yes, CNN. Don’t they have a war to cover or something? I mean…Britney? Anyway, the hearing will probably go on till tomorrow.
UPDATE II: Bitch bailed. She didn’t get inside and won’t testify. She flipped out after she saw all the media and headed back home. And by home I mean starbucks.
UPDATE III: I originally said KFed’s drawing was by Mona Edwards, but it was really drawn by Bill Robles. Genius!