Xtina and Bat Boy popped out a baby boy last night at 10:05. On the dot. Well, she popped it out and he probably watched while hanging from the ceiling. It was reported that she gave birth on Friday, but she held out for Saturday. They have named him Max Liron Bratman.
Their spokeswhore said, “Christina and Jordan are proud to announce the birth of their son Max Liron Bratman. He is a beautiful, healthy baby boy!” He came in at 6 lbs., 2 oz. and 20.5 inches. Damn, they really give you all the info. I’m surprised they didn’t tell us if they circumcised him or not.
Congrats to tangerine and the bat!