In Case You Give A Rat’s Ass

This was the best Golden Globes ever! Cut all the crap and just get straight to the awards. No annoying speeches and instead of a red carpet with celebrities wearing boring ass dresses were these beauties picketing for the WGA. The GG Awards should be like this every year! I say they should start a new tradition. Here some of the winners. Click here to see the entire list

Best Motion Picture, Drama
o American Gangster
o Atonement – WINNER
o Eastern Promises
o The Great Debaters
o Michael Clayton
o No Country for Old Men
o There Will Be Blood

Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama
o George Clooney, Michael Clayton
o Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood – WINNER
o James McAvoy, Atonement
o Viggo Mortensen, Eastern Promises
o Denzel Washington, American Gangster

Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama
o Cate Blanchett, Elizabeth: The Golden Age
o Julie Christie, Away from Her – WINNER
o Jodie Foster, The Brave One
o Angelina Jolie, A Mighty Heart
o Keira Knightley, Atonement

Best Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy
o Across the Universe
o Charlie Wilson’s War
o Hairspray
o Juno
o Sweeney Todd – WINNER

Best Actor, Musical or Comedy
o Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd – WINNER
o Ryan Gosling, Lars and the Real Girl
o Tom Hanks, Charlie Wilson’s War
o Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Savages
o John C. Reilly, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

* Best Actress, Musical or Comedy
o Amy Adams, Enchanted
o Nikki Blonsky, Hairspray
o Helena Bonham Carter, Sweeney Todd
o Marion Cotillard, La Vie en Rose – WINNER
o Ellen Page, Juno

Best Series, Drama
o Big Love
o Damages
o Grey’s Anatomy
o House
o Mad Men – WINNER
o The Tudors

Best Series, Comedy or Musical
o 30 Rock
o Californication
o Entourage
o Extras – WINNER
o Pushing Daisies

Well, that was fun. I really hope they do it this way next year. I’m serious. Except instead of all those annoying entertainment news TV hosts announcing the winners they should have porn stars do it. That would make it even more exceptional.