Dreamboat’s New Dreamboat

January 13, 2008 / Posted by:

Dreamboat has a new love. The Daily Mail reports that 28-year-old Pete Doherty has been dating 19-year-old model Portia Freeman. 19? She doesn’t look a day over 30. Portia has been called the next Kate Moss. So she’s going to become a meth-faced, cokehead party girl? That’s something to look forward to.

A source said, “Portia is probably the best thing to happen to Pete. She is a very clean-living girl and not at all into drugs. He really enjoys spending time with Portia. They love walking across the fields of the country estate where Pete rents a house.”

If Portia is a clean girl she should pack her shit and get as far away from Dreamboat as she can. He will only taint her. She’ll be sticking needles in between her toes before January’s up.

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