Harvard University’s comedy magazine, Harvard Lampoon, have decided to name Paris Hilton as their “Woman of the Year.” They probably just want free pussy and know Paris is a sure thing. Paris will show up to Harvard on February 6th to receive her award and bukkake. Their will be a huge ceremony in Harvard Square and she will give a speech. Oh and by “speech” I mean oral train. Paris’ stupid ass movie “The Hottie and the Nottie” happen to open only two days after the Harvard shit on February 8th. Coincidence? I think not. I’m still surprised that movie is going into theaters and not straight to the USA network.
Other past recipients of the Harvard Lampoon award include Conan O’Brien and John Updike.
Here’s Parasite looking like a gypsy skank last night in Hollywood.