Katie Calls Suri A “Very Strong Woman”

January 11, 2008 / Posted by:

Tommy Girl needs to change Katie Holmes’ microchip, because homegirl is saying weird shit. Katie attended Glamour’s V-Day kickoff event in Beverly Hills yesterday and started talking crazy about Suri. She told People, “She’s a very strong woman. I’m very proud of her.”

Earth to alien bride! Suri is a little girl not a damn woman. Tommy probably programmed Katie to say that about him and there was a little glitch in her system. Yes, Tommy Girl is a strong woman. Suri is not.

Katie went on to say, “She’s actually teaching me a lot – probably more than I’m teaching her. She’s very smart and strong. And really magical.”

It doesn’t surprise me that Suri knows more than Katie. Suri is a super robot and Katie is just a regular one. Seriously, Katie Holmes is the creepiest person ever. She doesn’t have one original thought. Everything she says is so rehearsed. Someone needs to throw a glass of water on her and see if she malfunctions.

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