Jessica Alba Has Everything, But A Personality

January 11, 2008 / Posted by:

Jessica Alba has it all and wants you to know it. At yesterday’s Glamour Magazine event she told People,It’s the best time ever. I have two movies coming out, a baby, a fiancé – everything.” Some fiance. I wouldn’t exactly call Cash Warren a major catch. This chick should be one of Tom Cruise’s concubine. She’s just as delusional as Katie Holmes.

She also said that she’s taking a break from acting. “I don’t know if anyone wants me in their movies [when I’m] six months pregnant. I’ll get the fire and I’ll want to work again, but right now it’s a time to relax and sit back.”

Alba please join JLo and retire forever. Alba ruins movies. She has the acting skills of a wet turd.

Here’s Alba on a photo shoot yesterday and later attending that Glamour event. Mia Farrow she is not. Those kitty in wigs look better than she does.


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