Leave it to the Daily Mail. They posted these pics of Helena Bonham Carter’s lovely teeth and stache at the Sweeney Todd premiere yesterday in London. In her defense I think the shadow is making her stache look extra stachier. Yes, I made up that word.
It’s just a little dick cheese on the teeth. There’s nothing wrong with that. She probably blew Tim Burton in the car and his cheese is all over her teeth. He’s got major Pepperidge Farm dick. Wash yourself Tim! Oh nevermind that. Looks like Helena has already washed it for you.