Double The Fun

January 11, 2008 / Posted by:

Nicole Richie is reportedly giving birth right now. Hahah! Can you stand it? For some reason I don’t know if I needed to know that. I picture her spread eagle and…ugh…

Joel Madden was overheard walking into the delivery area at Cedars in Los Angeles and saying, “She’s going to start pushing soon.” Pushing my ass! That bitch is having a c-section followed by a tummy tuck. I know how these bitches do it. Besides how hard can it be to push out a lima bean?

It also seems Nicole has some competition. It’s also being reported that Xtina’s at Cedars as well waiting to pop hers out. While Nicole’s popping a lima bean, Xtina will pop a little tangerine. That delivery room is going to look like a salad bar.

Source: UsWeekly

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >