Double The Fun
January 11, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Nicole Richie is reportedly giving birth right now. Hahah! Can you stand it? For some reason I don’t know if I needed to know that. I picture her spread eagle and…ugh…
Joel Madden was overheard walking into the delivery area at Cedars in Los Angeles and saying, “She’s going to start pushing soon.” Pushing my ass! That bitch is having a c-section followed by a tummy tuck. I know how these bitches do it. Besides how hard can it be to push out a lima bean?
It also seems Nicole has some competition. It’s also being reported that Xtina’s at Cedars as well waiting to pop hers out. While Nicole’s popping a lima bean, Xtina will pop a little tangerine. That delivery room is going to look like a salad bar.
Source: UsWeekly
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