Tommy Girl Loves The Ladies

January 10, 2008 / Posted by:

In Andrew Morton’s new book on Tom Cruise he claims that Tommy is not gay even though there’s been rumors throughout his entire career. Morton writes that Tommy screwed tons of chicks in high school and was labeled a “womanizer.

Morton also spoke to one of Tommy’s ex-girlfriends, actress Melissa Gilbert (yes, that one). They dated when he was just 19. She said, “I can honestly say he’s a very sexual person. There was a lot of making out on the couch in my mom’s living room.”

Another one of his girlfriends told Morton that Tommy is homophobic. She went with him to see the drag musical La Cage Aux Folles. She said, “Men dressed as women, he couldn’t handle it. We had to leave before the intermission. It really bothered him. He was definitely homophobic.”

Um…..it bothered him because that shit was turning him on. He probably couldn’t hide his raging boner. He wanted to go home and put on silky pink panties and strut his shit. Besides most closet cases pretend to be homophobic.

I’m torn about Tommy being extremely homosexual. Part of me just thinks he doesn’t have sex with anybody. Xenu has killed his sex drive. Xenu is a major cock blocker.

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