Sorry Sickos! There’s No Britney Sex Tape….Yet!

January 10, 2008 / Posted by:

I’ve been getting tons of emails about this article in The Sun which claims FoxNews is claiming there’s a Britney Spears sex video on the internet. The FoxNews article claims:

A raunchy sex tape starring the pop singer was leaked on the web today. The 30 minute video shows the shaven headed pop star performing sex acts with 2 unidentified females and a male companion. During the video , the dazed britney consumes alcohol and what appears to be cocaine and marijuana.

As hot as this sounds (barf), it’s not true. Somebody took this FoxNews article and replaced the original text with the sex tape rumor text. They sent out the link and some people picked it up. I won’t link the fake article here, because that shit could have viruses on it or something. The link is obviously not from FoxNews. This fake story hit yesterday afternoon, so if there was a Britney sex tape on the internet I’m sure we all would’ve seen it which means we all would be crying in fear under our bed sheets right now.

Sorry boys and girls. You’ll have to find something else to jack off to and by “jack off” I mean throw up.

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