Can we please hijack a Starbucks in Hollywood and spike the frapps with birth control bills? This has got to stop. Canadian blog IsThisHappening reports that the “motherfucking princess” Avril Lavigne has a bun in the oven. 23-year-old Avril is reportedly 6 weeks pregnant. Her husband, Deryck Whibley, has been telling friends that he’s excited to be a daddy.
Oh Jesus, Eh! I’m losing track on who is and who isn’t pregnant. I’ll add Avril to the list of “rumored” knocked up chicks along with Pammy Anderson and Angelina Jolie. Seriously, Hollywood is going to be so annoying in 18 years. All these spoiled kids running around acting the fool. That means nothing’s going to change!
UPDATE: Avril’s spokeswhore has denied this shit. “It’s not true.”