Michelle Rodriguez Is On The Loose!

January 10, 2008 / Posted by:

Michelle Rodriguez is free after spending only 17 days in Lynwood. Michelle was sentenced to 180 days for a DUI. I was under the impression that she wasn’t eligible for early release. TMZ reports that she was let go and it’s unclear why.

Los Angeles is a great city! If you have to drink and drive anywhere, do it in Los Angeles. I’m guessing they released her, because she won the jail coochie pie eating contest. She ate 20 coochies in 5 minutes! Look at her! She definitely looks like a champion coochie eater.

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