Don’t Cha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me?

January 10, 2008 / Posted by:

Amy Wino primped her new fry ‘do before visiting her Blaaaake in the clink last night. Bless her crackhead soul. She looks like she should be scrubbing toilets. I wouldn’t trust that crackhead to scrub my toilet though. She’d probably steal all my 2000 Flushes tablets, chop that shit up and snort it. That crap doesn’t come cheap!

Wino recently spoke to OK! Magazine about her “issues.” She said, “Drinking long-term is a lot worse than doing heroin. Alcohol’s a real poison. I’m not a nice drink. If I go to the gym and have a drink I’m lovely to be around. But if I haven’t been training or if there’s something bothering me, I’m a terrible drunk.”

“I went to a restaurant recently and my friend was like, ‘Do you remember the last time we were here? The head waiter carried you but and you were trying to punch and kick us.’ When we left, I wrote on the bill, ‘Sorry for the drama have a massive tip.’ “

Drinking is worse than heroin? I’m fucked then! Oh well, better to go out with a bang I suppose.

When asked about going to rehab, she said, “I’m of the school of thought where if you can’t sort something out for yourself then no one can help you. I don’t know whether that’s because I’m a strong woman.”

No sweetie, it’s because you’re a crackhead drunk. Those types of people usually don’t like rehab and think they are a-ok. Baby steps.

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