Bitch Is Thirsty

January 10, 2008 / Posted by:

InTouch claims Madge drops around $10,000 a month on Kabbalahbablaaah water. That shit is $5 a pop. A source said Madonna won’t let any other kind of water touch her precious lips. The source said, “Madonna drinks a lot of water – that’s one of her fitness secrets. And Kabbalah water is the only stuff she will touch. She also makes sure she always has some to hand, and has it regularly shipped to wherever in the world she is staying at the time.”

Some leaders of Kabbalah reportedly think the water can cure disease. It obviously doesn’t cure fug, because Madonna still suffers from that.

Somebody please tell Madonna to save her pennies. She can make Kabbalah water at home herself. It’s one part tap and two parts bullshit.


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