Will Smith Is Working For Tommy Girl
January 9, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Will Smith has denied that he’s tossing Tom Cruise’s salad and sucking on L. Ron Hubbard’s frozen sperm popsicles. He claims he is not a Scientologist. Well, guess what he gave crew members at the wrap party for his movie? Big Willy gave the crew on his movie “Hancock” a card good for a personality test at your local Scientology center reports Gatecrasher. What a lovely gift! A coach-class ticket to the alien looney bin. The tests are free anyway and they are used to lure in new bitches.
Poor Will. I really hope Tommy Girl gives good head, because this is just not worth it. Will is basically going door-to-door like a vacuum salesman.
Jada Pinkett needs to get her mouth off the coochie and come rescue her favorite gay husband!
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