The Botox Bag

January 9, 2008 / Posted by:

Alex Curran is an English model and a footballer’s wife. This dumb slag showed off her new botox bag the other day in London. The $3,000 python-skin bag was designed by a dermatologist. He uses botox to make the bag look softer and more plump. Apparently, JLo has been carrying one for a few months.

These stupid fucks. They will buy absolutely anything. That shit doesn’t make a difference. This all probably started because the dermatologist turned to his dumb celebrity client and said, “You really should have your puss botoxed. It’s saggy.” Dumb bitch probably brought in her PURSE. The dermatologist just shrugged and went with it. It’s better to stick a needle in a mound of leather than a mound saggy vag.

Image: Splash – Story: Daily Mail

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