JLo Talks Retirement…..The World Prepares To Cheer

Since Xtina is about to pop soon, somebody has to take over the title of “Knocked Up Kumquat” and that someone is JLo. She’s looking a perfect shade of tangerine on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar. She told the magazine that she doesn’t know if she’ll be a working mother.

She said, “I don’t know — and I like that, because my life has been so planned for so many years. Once I did the tour, I really just wanted to shut it down.” I think retirement is the best option for JLo. She shouldn’t humiliate herself even more. Her album flopped and her movies suck. She should continue with her nasty ass fragrances and designing whatever she designs and stay in the back! Let Skeletor bring home the bacon. Speaking of….here’s what she said about her husband, “He made me realize you can be an artist, and have credibility and success, without your life being on public display. This is my experience and my husband’s experience, and we get to hold that for a little while.”

Credibility….success….being knocked up is making her delusional. The only reason she’s famous is because her public life was on display. Wait…did somebody say bacon?

Source: UsWeekly