January 9, 2008 / Posted by:

That’s exactly how my brains feel. Brit’s shitty ass absolutely everywhere. Although InTouch gave Jamie Lynn a bigger picture. You know Brit is probably shredding InTouch in anger.

I’m going to say that Star Magazine has won this bottle. The Brit pic they choose and the kids with the tagline “INSANE” is the right amount of trash and high art. I applaud People for using a 50-year-old picture of Britney looking normal, but that Britney hasn’t been around for a long ass time.

She’s probably creaming frapp juices knowing she’s on the cover of all the weeklies. I need a frapp just by looking at all this crap. Frapp with Jack…hold the frapp.

Star cover VIA Popbytes

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