The Not-So-Slim Shady

January 8, 2008 / Posted by:

TMZ reports that Eminem was put in the hospital in Detroit over the holidays for a heart condition and severe pneumonia. His spokeswhore said, “Over the holidays, Marshall Mathers, pka Eminem, was under doctor’s care at a Detroit-area hospital for complications due to pneumonia. He has since been released and is doing well recovering at home.”

They also say The Real Slim Shady isn’t so slim anymore. Sources say he’s weighing in at over 200 pounds. He’s 5’8″. Is that really all that fat? The above pic of Eminem was taken in 2006 and he’s lookin’ a little dyke-alicious. Rosie O’Donnell totally wants to hit that. He looks like a straight-up female to male tranny. It’s probably the weight.

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