It’s not Sally Field. It’s the young Katie Holmes looking not a day over 55! Dealing with Tommy Girl’s alien dramz really effs a bitch up. Speaking of Tommy Girl, he actually let Katie out of her cage and allowed her to attend the Critics’ Choice Awards last night. She should’ve begged Brangelina to adopt her and Suri Cruise. It’s her only way out!
Tommy Girl was nice enough to let Katie borrow his favorite sparkly sheet. That’s a big deal, because Tommy feels sexiest when he’s wrapped up in that sheet. He loves to put on some Ella Fitzgerald, put on his feather slippers and slip into that bed sheet. It makes him feel like a real woman.