No Larson In Sight

January 8, 2008 / Posted by:

George Clooney was without his wax figure girlfriend, Sarah Larson, at the Critics’ Choice Awards last night. He’s probably over her ass. That bitch can’t commit. I mean he obviously can’t commit to a toothpaste either. Look at those teefs! Anyway, George has reportedly asked his director friend, Steven Soderbegh, to cast Sarah in his new movie.

Georgie doesn’t want to be in the movie, but thinks Sarah would be great in it. A source told InTouch, “George thinks Sarah could be a huge star. That’s why he’s helping her with her career.”

No….George is setting Sarah up, because he’s ready to dump her ass. A Clooney girlfriend has an expiration date and Sarah’s is coming up.

Here’s Georgie on the red carpet last night with Eddie Izzard. Eddie makes a better date than Sarah anyway.

Images: Wenn

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