Jerry Seinfeld and his wife, Jessica, were sued yesterday for defamation and copyright infringement. Jessica has this cookbook out called “Deceptively Delicious” which has recipes like spinach brownies and sick shit like that. The recipes help you get healthy crap into delicious things that kids will eat. Yeah, but they will only throw it up afterwards. Jessica has already denied the accusations from another cookbook author, Missy Chase Lapine, that she copied her recipes. Missy’s book came out a few months before and basically had the same recipes.
Missy is also suing Jerry, because he called her a “wacko” on David Letterman. Jerry also said the books came out at the same time which was not true.
I usually don’t like people with the name “Missy Chase,” but I’ll let it slide this time. Take that bitch down Missy Chase! Because only one person can come up with disgusting recipes to give kids and you’re that one.